Big Announcement!!!

I'm the Father.

That's right. You heard it here first.

I am Anna-Nicole's babies daddy.

I'm glad I could get that off my chest.

Ok, seriously.

How long until the moonbats blame "W", and the Karl Rove "Machine" for her death.

I give it 2 days until someone suggests that "W" had her killed to distract from the war in Iraq.