Combat Checklist:

Interceptor Body Armor: Check
Kevlar Helmet: Check
Ballistic eye protection: Check
M-16 properly cleaned and oiled: Check
Combat load of M-16 ammunition: Check
Pocket full of “Hooah” Bars: Check
Bottled water: Check
50 Caliber Machine gun: Locked and Loaded!
BAD ASS ATTITUDE: CHECK!!
Book about Pirates: Uhh...Check.





The Army guys sometimes like to stage their HumVees along the sidewalk outside of our office. I was walking by them on my way to lunch one day and saw this guy chillin’ out in his turret, I couldn’t resist taking his picture. I would guess that these guys don’t waste their down time. Now I can’t help asking myself, if I was a turret gunner on a HumVee, what would I bring along to read? Hmm…Martha Stewart Shooting? Better Hooches and Gardens? No, I’d probably just bring a Penthouse…