A Naval Officer takes a long strange trip to the Desert.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Props to Christina.

This is without a doubt, one of the strangest posts I've written up. I'm basically admitting to having watched MTV, something that I haven't admitting to since they stopped airing reruns of Monty Pythons Flying Circus in the late 80's. Kind of a guilty pleasure, I guess.
Anyway, I saw a video by a band called "OK GO" about a week ago that was very interesting. It was for a song called "Do what you want", and was really something to watch. So, I was flipping through the channels again last night and saw this new Christina Aguilera video, and...well...DAMN!!!
As well as having put together a very sexy video, this thing is very heavy on the WWII pin-up girl thing, and is very well done. Also, it's very Naval-oriented, which makes it so much more endearing. (what can I say, it's nice to be thought of on occasion...)
Marek, Bryce, Bob, and Carl, if you haven't seen this thing yet, put the TV on MTV and wait.
It's worth it.
It's the sexiest damn thing to appear on MTV in years.
The lyrics (which are also pretty titillating) are as follows:

"Candyman"
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Candy man, candy man

(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Sweet, sugar, candy man

Hey, uh
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop jive, makes my panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man

Ooh, yeah, yeah
He took me to this cotton club on Hollywood & Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise (a big surprise)
....
He's a one stop jive, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (ooh yeah)
A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man

(Scatting)

Hey, yeah
Oh, yeah

He's a one stop jive, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (oh)
A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man

Whoa, yeah
Well, by now I?m getting all bothered and hot
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
When he hits my mouth he really hits the spot
He got lips like sugar cane, oh
Good things come for those who wait

(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Candy man, candy man
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Candy man, candy man

(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, makin all the panties drop
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, got me hot, makin' my *uh* pop
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
(Sweet, sugar)

He got those lips like sugar cane
Good things come for ones who wait
He's a one stop jive with a real big *uh*
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Say what) a sweet talkin sugar coated candy man
(Say) a sweet talkin sugar coated candy man, woo
A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man

Oooh, whoa
Candy man, candy man
Candy man, candy man
Candy man, candy man...

(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is definitely one sexy Bitch. She had her little tramp phase, but that girl can sing. Although, you might not have noticed that.
;-)

6:12 PM  

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